I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize