the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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