I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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