Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The uberlube is also flammable
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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