then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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