Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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