My brain says no but my pants say off.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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