going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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