Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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