how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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