So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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