I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize