im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Dicks are not precious.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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