Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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