normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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