Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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