He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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