I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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