I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Are my feet made of real feet?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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