I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
