fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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