so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Panties = found
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He has the fingertips of a God
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