brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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