ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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