I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
everyone is single if you try hard enough
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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