I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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