My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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