You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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