just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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