no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We named our party play list daddy issues
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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