My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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