Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
