I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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