Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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