I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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