nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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