white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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