I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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