Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
