you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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