Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
