the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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