and next time when you feel me up, do it right
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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