I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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