chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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