I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
its not stalking. its research.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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