Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Its about making memories worth repressing
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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