Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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