can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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