i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just had sex bonerless
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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