we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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