i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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