i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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